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How It Works
1. Paste Text
Share the confusing message or describe the situation.
2. Checkout
Complete the secure one-time payment of $1.99.
3. Get Analysis
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4. Save It
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Example Report Preview
See exactly what a delivered report looks like.
This is an example of the structure you'll receive - every report is generated uniquely from your own message.
"This isn't just 'busy.' This is a strategic withdrawal of affection meant to lower your expectations."
"Less than a coffee. More clarity than a group chat."
One spiral usually lasts days. This takes minutes. Stop rereading every emoji and get the objective truth.
Situations We Decode Daily
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Your messages are analyzed securely and never posted publicly.
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Text is processed only to generate your report and then cleared.
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Quick Questions
Everything you need to know before you decode.
Your full clarity report appears instantly on screen. No waiting, no email required. You can read it immediately, screenshot it, or come back to it anytime.
No. Both options are one-time payments. You'll never be auto-charged or enrolled in a subscription. Pay once, get your report.
Yes, you have a 14-day window to request a refund. We'll process refunds for technical issues, duplicate charges, or billing errors. Contact support@decodethistext.com for help.
Yes. If you switch devices or browsers, you can restore your purchase using the email you paid with. Your report stays accessible.
Absolutely. A single analysis is $1.99 for one conversation. If you have multiple texts to decode, the 24-Hour Day Pass ($4.99) gives you unlimited analyses for 24 hours.
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Decode This Text is a digital analysis service operated by Reggie Escobar based in Taipei, Taiwan. Each purchase provides a one-time digital report delivered instantly after checkout. No subscription or recurring billing is created.
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- Psychological therapy
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